A Moldovan Joke

Ok. So I was told this joke by a Moldovan last night at the park:

A Moldovan emigrates to Italy. This man has never done manual labor, but takes a job helping an Italian man build his house. The first day the Italian man hands his new laborer a can of paint and tell him to paint the house. The Moldovan is perplexed. He has never painted before so he comes up with a plan: Why not just paint the mouth of the neighboring cow and tell his Italian boss that the cow drank the paint?

That evening the Italian returns and wonders why his house is not painted.
"The cow drank all the paint!!" says the Moldovan.
The Italian man quickly leaves, comes back with a gun and shoots the cow. The cow lies there dead.
"Why did you do that?" asks the Moldovan laborer.
"Because," says the Italian boss, "last year the cow ate three tons of my cement."

And that is the end of the Moldovan joke. Hope you enjoyed it at much as I did.